杨雨挂断了电话，躺在床上，心里不屑的想到："什么事啊，还搞得神神秘秘的，至于这么夸张嘛。"

"哎哟喂......"韩浩然跟章瑞卓走在小树林里，此时韩浩然一脸奸笑看着章瑞卓。

“乖乖站好。”

章瑞卓扭头一笑。

“啊～that's good。”

“do again”

“嘿嘿嘿。”

后面的同学看的一脸懵，男生之间的快乐就是如此简单，当然，他俩是沙雕。

此时，章瑞卓的电话响起，一看，原来是美国的伯父打来的。

他笑容满面的接通电话，“Uncle, hello, you have time today. I won't go to your side after the New Year, and I will take the postgraduate examination.”

“Oh my God, listen to me Zhang, we have a serious zombie virus outbreak here in the United States, and we will soon be wearing it to Asia.”

章瑞卓笑了笑，“Are you doing a reality show? Or do you engage in variety shows? That's really an interesting thing, isn't it?”

电话那头的伯父语气变得焦急起来，“Dear, something has happened to our family recently. I am on my way back to England now, so I cannot pick you up in person. ”

“This is not a joke. Let's take a look at this.”

伯父发来一段外网的视频，画面里，几只恐怖的丧尸啃咬着一个黑人少年，他不停的挣扎，嘴巴里还不停的大喊着，"放开我，放开我，啊啊啊......"

少年的表情十分痛苦，嘴角流出一丝鲜血，看的韩浩然一阵揪心。

“张哥，这TM是谁拍的恐怖片啊？我们国家能过审？”

此时章瑞卓已经完全相信了伯父的话，他知道伯父的性格一向严肃不苟言笑，他是不可能开这样的玩笑的，而且伯父也从来不会骗自己，所以这件事肯定是真的。

“Your aunt and I are heading for a refuge in the wealthy quarter of London, where special forces are protecting us. You have to protect yourself, Mary. It's time we got in the car. Oh, my God, things are getting worse. Let the damn nigger gang in the slums die here with the Italian hicks.. Mary, take my gun license and use it through customs.”

小主，

这时，电话那头传来伯母的声音：“Goodbye, dear Zhang, I believe that the leaders of your country will be more responsible than Trump. I hope the Russians will not blow up the earth”

“No problem, aunt. We don't have blacks or capitalists here. We have the People's Liberation Army and the Communist Party. This is great. Japan can finally disappear from the world map.”